xo

hey props at least they’re fun. loosen your chastity belt a little adpi

HUYUCK whaddup fam i giggle every time people think a sorority would actually do that about their own sorority

let’s take a looksie here at who we think this guardian of the rankings could be, insisting that chi omega is middle tier or on par with phi mu. Could it be a little adpi? Probably not, as they don’t cross paths too much. Adpi is pretty secure in their place.. or so we think. Potentially a tri ddddd? although they drop like flies i don’t think they’re threatened either. They do their own thang and really only have a weird imaginary battle with KD. zeta, oh zeta... this is a good potential guess. She is top but juuuuuust below where they want to be - and so they want “top” to be as exlclusive as possible since they know they just won’t ever quite be at ADPIs level. Axo is like the rival that isn’t a rival bc they’re too similar and just friends with xo, so i doubt its them. But the jersey girl in their house surely has a fiesta side. Could it be kappa delta? A common pref buddy to the chi omegas? A little hipster, perhaps they don’t want to share that image of being “oh so casual” even though KDs just got daddy’s money. Could it be, that a chi o herself believes they are not top tier? And wants the world to know from the inside out? An interesting theory. Or alas, kappa... oh sweet baby kappa, knowing they can’t pry their way up so they must simply drag others down, and xo is the closest upper neighbor. My money, personally, though, is on dz. irrelevant, completely, but had a random few hot years about a half a decade ago.. wanting so badly to be in consideration. Someday, delta zeta, you may return, but today is not that day.

go to bed