The reason why I wanted to start a frat lmfaooo...

Let's be real starting a fraternity is more than just brotherhood, it's about distribution of the finest drugs and making sorority girls prostitutes to keep business in action. I originally wanted to join DKE, but those nutsacks were mentally retarded and were peddling ****ty drugs even when their own brothers had better quality product, always sticking to the low-tier **** not the killa boys. So they get shutdown due to this narc dude named Sean who gets hazed and acts like a ***** boy about it. So then I proceed to bring Lambda Chi Alpha back to LSU campus, but the alumni wasn't having it when a POC was going to lead it and LSU IFC gave me hell about it. Man, I was just tryna run my empire and expand operations on LSU campus. I;m a legit businessman and wanted to be the king, how could they hate me for that. Well anyways, I was pushing the best product underground seperate from the frat folk and still run the underworld today in BR around LSU. Hope this was a fun little story and thank you for coming to my TED or VICE Story/Talk!