sidechat warrior rankings

T1: Top Sidechat users (60% of posts)
- Sig Chi
- SK

post anything about either of these orgs/"stacks" as ragebait and watch as 2-6 commenters descend on you like jackals

T2: Will spam often (30% of posts)
- ZBT, Apes, OAX
- Phi-Delt, SAE, Fiji

these guys will devote hours each week towards calling each other short/dirty/lame and framing each other. still nowhere near sig chi

T3: Will use Sidechat to cover up scandals (10% of posts)
- Theos, Theta
- Hall, Tridelt

every year when the inevitable case/allegation/weird thing at a party happens one of these groups will put in the work

T4: Does not know what Sidechat is (0% of posts)
- Owls, Zete, Tabard
- Sammy, Elmo