Pi creamery recap (2025)

That was freaking insane yo. Thought I’d give you boys the highlights.
-Greico (5”4 now) lost another inch, ran to aepi after still fully coated in cream, and slipped past the pledges like a greased-up penguin on ice.
-Beta spring pledge had Brad little in exile. Stood outside his door all night and didn’t let him downstairs once
-Mason Isaac went 0/32 in the showers and went back to old reliable (Cashel)
-Rocco (Racko) went full goblin mode. This madman inhaled 13 cans of whipped cream like it was a competitive sport. Didn’t even need shneef—the sugar rush had his jaw looking like a tire swing
-Mikey kolic couldn’t stay away from the creamery, flew in from Budapest and cancelled his return flight once he saw the state of his empire with Dask at the helm