Here’s to the girl with money pieces so bright

Evie’s a legend, bold and free,
Her bottoms vanish a little too often-wild as can be.

At parties or home, day or night,
She sheds them quick, an often sight.

Some call it daring, others just judge,
For Evie, taking her bottoms off bring joy and good cheer.

With a laugh and stunk hair, she breaks all the norms,

Evie Bottoms—queen of no bottoms, please get help.