Ethan Smith of Sigma Alpha Mu

To the creators of Peroni,
I am writing to you to express my utmost gratitude for establishing the men of Sammy. In particular, I would like to thank you for the blessing of Ethan Smith. Mr. Smith is greater than any fine wine crushed in the foothills of Napa. He is sweeter than the sugar coated on my Sour Patch Kids. Dare I say he outdoes the directors of Dallas Buyers Club. Dear Peroni, bless your heart for creating Sammy which has turned Ethan Smith to the brave brother that he is.