attention sae

SAE,

I am looking at rushing and I know I can help the house out a lot. I am a pre-med major, so I can teach you guy about proper hygiene so you won't contract any diseases over the next year. However given you track record of black mold and mumps it seems like you guys have a fetish for getting sick. With my medical knowledge I show you guys how to contract other exotic diseases. This is just something you should think about going into rush.

Sincerely,
Doctor Pledge