nojo v extension v third street

Extension is miles away from campus. Do you even B-Town? It's like who would want a secluded house away from lots of cars, lights, and loud noises at night for some peaceful sleep, yet is the center of nightlife on the weekends and really close to the stadium? I can't imagine! Boom. Roasted!

Don't even get me started on NoJo. People take buses to classes when they could walk so they save their energy for their classes and really succeed academically. Like WTF. Who does that? Bunch of losers.

3rd Street. Who wants to live in some of the nicest and oldest houses on campus? It's like they wanted to prioritize a close distance to their classes, great living conditions, and proximity to great dining halls to take advantage of those freshmen meal plans.

I'm sorry. I don't think I left any roasts for anyone else. I really let them have it.

Beta, Phi Delt, Phi Sig, AEPi, ZBT, Pi Kapps >>>>> DU, DChi, Lambda, Acacia