vibe of frats’ parties

Pi Kapps - You guys wanna see my smash this beer on my head?

Beta - Do you think she can tell my dads a lawyer by my vineyard vines shirt and Ray Bans?

Sig Chi - Anyone wanna go in on a case of White Claw?

ZBT - You think we could start an earthquake if we all jump around in a circle long enough?

AEPi - Is that dude wearing the same Gucci belt as me?

Phi Sig - Can you marry a Keystone Light in the state of Indiana?

Phi Delt - How am I supposed to drink if I don’t get high first?

SAE - Why are all the girls leaving?

Sig Ep - Sorry man I can’t drink much I have a test 13 days and 6 hours from now

Lambda - So what dorm do you girls live in?