how hot is each sorority

pi phi - hott af
aphi - hotter than the temp on july 21 (its very hot that day)
chi o - y'all ever touch a metal seatbelt in the middle of summer?? ya that's how hot they are
kappa - must put in freezer after cooking to cool down (like you do with ramen) bc they're so hot
axo - hotter than demi lovatos spoon
gphi - hotter than sriracha
zeta - so hot that you must wear oven mits when holding hands to avoid burns
dz - hotter than the doorknob on the gates to hell
theta - hotter than a meth pipe in indiana
dg - hotter than a hot pocket that has been microwaved for 6 min
phi mu - so hot the sun got fired for not being hot enough
aephi - hotter than the peruvian puff pepper
sk - they're so hot you sweat more than a hoe in church when you stand next to them
agd - hotter than a sinner at a southern baptist revival
kd - hotter than my car after you play my mixtape
sdt - hotter than the bottom of my laptop after watching netflix for 4 hours
tpa - hotter than the 93rd floor of the north tower
aopi - hotter than the sand on a beach in july
adpi - hotter than an auschwitz camp
dphie - hotter than a menorah on the 8th night of hanukkah
asa - so hot nationals doesn't let them have a house bc its a fire risk