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by: I know lawyers

The Blom Firm, run by Mrs. Tina Bloom Esq., or someone who works for her ... copy and pasted my automatically permanently deleted e-mails to a site called 'Greekrank' which appears to be used primarily by a very racist guy named Ashes (?) who seems to carry a very strong dislike for the country of India to, evidently, expose me as being so holistically vulnerable that I replied to a professional but firm rejection to a case that could have netted a conservatively estimated civil judgement of 300 million dollars even if tried by a squirrel though I may have just wanted to try that case myself even without a legal license for the sake of dignity as a principal with, a series of gracefully and encouragingly written thank you notes because I wanted to thank the people who were flatly just ignoring me for... that exact rejection, because I'm simply a nice person and I'm just now finding out about all this because at 9:42 PM mountain time on July 4th, 2025 I decided I might apply to Princeton one day and wanted to make sure I knew in advance if there's a professional engineering frat for women there even though I'm a guy? \n\n\n\n\nI'm just going to say it. \n\n\n\n\nThat can not be legal.

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#1  by: Nuke Internet Once Read.   
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I'm sorry I made a serious typo there.

When I wrote: 'I decided I might apply to Princeton one day and wanted to make sure I knew in advance if there's a professional engineering frat for women there even though I'm a guy?'

What I meant to type was: 'Since I've long since known about a school called Harvard I got a random but real urge to see if I could find out on the internet if I ever do go there to pursue an undergraduate degree in my late 30s if they have any fraternities and if they do gain any insider knowledge possible to determine in which fraternity I would be able to be the most profoundly physically abused and- blippity. bloopity. pee pee. poop.\n\n\n\n\n42. Dikembe Mutombo's most well known meme

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43. A giant pile of literal poop
44. Women being stripped of their legal right to govern their own bodies
45. Jennifer Lawrence - Just Jennifer Lawrence
46. You reading this and going straight to googling 'What is Dikembe Mutombo's most well known meme?' and then proceeding to google 'Who is Dikembe Mutombo?'
47. Armond White - The categorically presumed worst film critic in the history of the physical and ever expanding universe - subjectively.
48. Poop of a still somewhat firm but overall much looser consistency.
49. The person who is currently authoring this comment in response to something un-intelligible about the Blom Firm and CO based in San Diego, NM just to make sure it's cool with everyone else that all he really wanted when he came here was to have the justice he sought be held up against himself because he'd rather spend his time doing that then cook for himself cause that same person is just actually getting kind of hungry and doesn't really want to cook but will probably try in a bit none the less.
50. Acid rain
51. A much needed sip of cold water being knocked from your hand just before it was about to touch your lips by a rogue sort of primate, or it must be a primate, because even though you're not sure what it is, it just looks like it has to be a some sort of primate
52. Any person who has ever experienced any form of anxious neuroticism, but specifically people who simply do experience anxious neuroticism as a result of knowing the meaning of the word 'gematria'.


...\n\n\n\n\n8022989. Tina Fey
8022990. Something that might not or may actually belong here.
8022991. A catastrophe I prevented on behalf of my enemies so that they could have me more in order to heighten their viewer engagement rate on 'Tik Tok'.
8022992. Marcelino the secretary thinking 'Now that's justice.'


...\n\n\n\n\n12996894. Founding Father of our Great Nation and 3rd President of The United States of America - Abraham Lincoln.

By: Nuke Internet Once Read.

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