Dsig Desperation

As the pgp vote chugs ever closer, Dsucks acts of desperation have become exceedingly more and more pathetic. Some notable Dsuck desperation plays include: paying girls to go to their date party, making tik tok dances for the girls, and lastly the topic of today’s discussion, their most recent offense… calling the cops on Lambda during the ADPi big little party. After catching wind of Lambda’s party with ADPi, the smartest Dsuck member swiftly and athletically ran to the phone with a genius plan in mind. He planned to cop the Lambda party, but that wasn’t the end of his master plan, he wanted to invite ADPi and steal the party. The only issue with this plan was getting the girls there and not looking guilty, but like I said earlier the known brainiacs in Dsuck had accounted for this contingency. They planned to text the ADPi freshman as the police were in transit saying quote: “Lambda is cooked, pull up to the barn.” Now to many this may seem like a dubious plan but simply put you are not on the same intellectual plain as the Dsuck members.

The first half of Dsuck’s plan worked and the cops were able to shut down Lambda, but it was in the latter half where they ran into issues. Not only did the freshman ADPis instantaneously snitch on Dsuck, but the barn posted prime Jordan numbers allotting 0 ADPis rizzed 0 ADPis shotgunned with and worst of all 0 where my hugs at. I present these stats not to call into question Dsuck’s nelkness but to stress the pure idiocy of their plan. Dsig continues to make pathetic plays for a pgp and will remain “hoeless”. Better luck next year..
AGD 🔜

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#Dsuck #Dcuck #copped #barnboys

TLDR: Dsuck called the cops on lambda to get the girls to go to their party and got caught.