RUSHING FRATS HELP ME!

Hey everybody! My name is Tobias. A few things about me; I am from Westchester, I played tennis in highschool, I’m something of a ladies man, and I love electronic dance music. I need to find a place where I will fit in. I’m currently rushing Pike but they all suck. They asked me to remove my garments during their Around The World Rush Event and I did. They duped me. After removing my garments, they got mad at me and kicked me out. They didn’t return my clothes either and I arrived home with an icicle forming on the end of my Peter. Which frats would take me? I don’t want to get duped again and lose my favorite pants.