zta girls: in-state fake blondes that vote republican

The vibes of zeta are very obvious: They are the in-state girls that typically vote republican, and bleach their hair fake fried blonde. They grew up in a 3000 sq ft house, built in 2001, off of a country road on a 20 acre lot. They have 2 rideable lawnmowers, a pick up truck they drive to school, and they dress likes it's 2018. Their mother works at the bank, and their dad either owns a jet ski company, or works at home. The zisters spent their high school spring breaks in gulf shores, Alabama, or on a cruise to the Bahamas. They are literally just the rural Michigan upper-middle-class white girl archetype tbh. Not a bad thing, but just the truth.

That's the zisterhood.