super valid yes

Phi delt - They all kinda look like cereal.
Phi psi - sharted next to me in class
Aepi - kiss their moms on the lips
Fiji - Bring case-it to class
Pike - pee sitting down
Asig - uncircumcised
Dke - eat grass
Dsig - shoved crayons up their nose as kids
lambda - runs a 12 minute mile
xi - play crack the egg on the trampoline but they are the egg
dchi - asks their mom to sunscreen their back
pikapp - twists and twirls to the barbie soundtrack
ATO - still wet the bed
TDX - talks in baby voice to their professors
DTD - ur perf