Daily routine of a GPhi girl

At 5:30 am, I am awoken to the sound of my self-rank alarms. Then, I go on to greek rank, and spread rumors about every sorority I don't like, such as SDT, KD, and AGD, and even Zeta. We did such a good job at cyberbullying Zeta, that they ended up getting banned! Great work to us in GPhi.

Then, at 7:00am, I repeat to myself "I love being in GPhi" twenty times. I then text Erica and Aruna and tell them if I have found out about any parties that KD or old Zeta girls will be at, and if we should be calling the police on them or not.

Then, when I am having my lunch (tuna salad, of course) I go back on to greek rank to write mean posts about AGD calling the police on everyone, just so we can cover ourselves up.

I then go to TDX at 5:00pm for some empty party, and then if I'm lucky enough, I may even be able to give some of the guys there some sloppy. Who knows if I'm feeling it.

Then at 8:00pm, I tuck myself in, set my self-rank alarms for the next day, and I go to sleep.

I love being in GPhi.