dorm rankings & explanations (facts, not rumors)

Markley – one big greek life party; chicken tender friday>>; even the geeds get in on the crackhead hours [think theta chi or phi psi]
East Quad – respectable location, dining hall, and room sizes butttttttt extremely geedy; think about all the learning communities; not very fun or social at all [like dke, aepi, or dchi bc everyone is really weird but somehow they're top tier]

West Quad/South Quad – all the geeds in these dorms party at shady and sig chi; not very fun! [think wannabes like lambda and xi]

Alice Lloyd/Mojo/Stockwell/Couzens – the supporting members in Markley's reign over the hill [think du, sig chi, dtd, and tdx supporting middle tier greek life]
Oxford – low key throws down; dining hall has been known as a prominent spot for frat pledge class dinners; geedy but they aren't annoying about it [think pikapp minding their own business]

Fletcher – by the im building; pretty sure these kids don't even know what greek life is [like snu (you had a chance to be relevant and you blew it boys)]
Bursley – could be great if it wasn't on north campus; extremely geedy [shady]
Baits – unconfirmed whether this dorm actually exists [think beta, phi sig, or triangle]

if there are any other dorms that weren't mentioned its bc they are irrelevant and geedy! [think chi phi]