rushing?!?????!?!???!?!??!?

I'm a second semester sophomore and I was invited to an open house at one frat and an event at another.

I was unsure whether or not I should just come out and tell them how many chicks I've pulled over my career or should I just play it subtle. I also have a mean bench press and I was wondering whether I should bring my own bench to show the guys or if they have their own so I could show off my skills.

Unrelated but does need a nasty european handball goalie? I'm more than interested.