Revised Important People List (USC Greekrank)

Starring: ‘Emma Gonzalez’ - American Activist and gun control Advocate - Hero. (Emma Gonzalez straight up CAN sue and I go to jail)

Special Guests:

Bryce James (THAT Bryce James)
Jay Leno

1. The Founding Fathers
2. Taylor Swift (American Singer-Songwriter)
3. Every Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell movie (except ‘Uncut Gems’ which I found too loud)
4. Taylor Swift today
5. Tom Cruise who DOES his own stunts
6. Jennifer Aniston
7. (Tied) Will Smith
7. (Tied) Christopher Nolan (but no other directors)
8. (Tied) Rihanna
8. (Tied) Michael B. Jordan
8. (Tied) Beyoncé
8. (Tied) Eminem
9. Scarlett Johansson (‘Her’)
10. Ye ye (formerly Ye, formerly Kanye West)
11. James Franco
12. (Tied) A profoundly influential filmmaker I learned about 4 days ago but can’t find his name now
12. (Tied) Bo Burnham
13. The FCC
14. Craig Robinson in ‘This is the end’
15. (Tied) Greta Gerwig (The era of Postmodern film ends when she says it does)
15. (Tied) Angelina Jolie
16. The FCC again
17. Sasha Baron Cohen
18. Ryan Gosling
19. Emma Stone’s Legal Representatives and they are MAD
20. Josh Johnson – stand up comedian
21. Brad Pitt (Low)
22. Daniel Kaluuya
23. Bill Hader
24. Justin Bieber – Canadian born pop star. That’s it. (Low)
25. Jason Bourne as played by Matt Damon
26. Tom Hanks (Low)
27. Seth Rogen and no one else he’s known to act with (honorable mention Jonah Hill)
28. Jamie Foxx
29. Kristen Wiig (SNL)
30. Leonardo DiCaprio (Way low)
31. Keanu Reeves
32. Joaquin Phoenix
33. Ben Stiller
34. Zoe Kravitz
35. Jason Bateman
36. Regina King
37. Terry Crews – formerly Timothée Chalamet
37. (Tied) Timothée Chalamet
38. Donald Glover
39. Michael Cera
40. Jordan Peele (sans relevant coworkers)
41. Florence Pugh
42. Chris Rock
43. Martin Lawrence
44. Zendaya
45. Sofia Coppola
46. Rami Malek
47. Aubrey Plaza
48. Paul Dano
49. Jessica Alba
50. Natalie Portman
51. Emma Stone again as enforced by court mandated civil judgment
52. Andy Samberg
53. LeBron James Senior
54. Jennifer Lawrence’s Mom

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111. Kevin Hart (Stay up)

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121. The Daily Show on Comedy Central

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127. Tina Fey

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600. No.
601. Me
602. Mila Kunis (WAY low)
603. Michael Jordan
604. Seth McFarlane (Family Guy)