The EXCLUSIVELY male cast of my script!

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### **The Cast of My Script**

(*Yes, they are all the same person.*)

1. **Gayus Impenetrable** – international fencing coach / disgraced oil heir
2. ** Timothée Chalamet** – Monaco-based arms dealer with a podcast
3. **Maximillion Steelflesh** – private security mogul / part-time erotic novelist
4. **Drake Hardwicke the Unmoored** – recently reappeared sea captain / cult leader
5. **Rico Van Bastion** – luxury denim influencer / ex-black ops
6. **Sterling Weaponcrunch** – anti-hero cop who only works Tuesdays
7. **Jasper Doomsmile** – chain-smoking children’s party clown
8. **Derek von Spite** – motivational speaker for angry billionaires
9. **Flexington Brute** – silent film actor turned MMA nutritionist
10. **Chadillac Supreme** – Vegas magician / European war criminal
11. **Bartholomew Thrash** – metal band frontman and Senate intern
12. **Ignatius Beefendale** – Michelin-starred chef / active fugitive
13. **Victor Killworthy III** – hedge fund CEO / reluctant time traveler
14. **Cashmere Daggerstein** – underground poet with 8 passports
15. **Brockly Swolverlord** – smoothie tycoon / failed gubernatorial candidate
16. **Lucius Benchpress** – personal trainer to arms dealers only
17. **Saxon McGroin** – professional jouster and divorce attorney
18. **Tank Sinatra** – rogue philosopher / TikTok menace
19. **Girth Brooks** – outlaw country singer / amateur hypnotist
20. **Major Trauma** – children’s book author / ex-Navy interrogator
21. **Slade Nightstrike** – late-night radio host in three cities
22. **Gunnar Venomflex** – reptile breeder / perfume sommelier
23. **Armani Backstab** – fashion consultant / suspected pyromaniac
24. ** Timothée Chalamet** – motivational speaker / helicopter thief