The Hollywood Hot 50 - 2025 ESPecial version

They all got a permanent leg bag today, original bodies, for their fetish for my toesies

**** me I forgot 612. Larry Bird. Sorry Larry. Hope this makes you feel better

Bump.

Hi Fran. What an amazing post you wrote to boost Greekrank engagement. To be clear Fran, I have never thought you were anything other than truly awful but right now I'm willing to consider you might not be because to suggest so has the potential to both save me face and spare me up to 20 years in federal prison because of how I responded to a respectful and sincere customer service request for a company that employs me to head their customer service division - and I didn't even realize I was just essentially creating the evidence of the crime as I was doing so explicitly and solely in view of the victim who I knew (I just knew) would be able to retain the damning and incontrovertible evidence of my up to '20 year' crime as long as they didn't find a way to have their email data permanently removed from the internet ever.

I personally (They call me 'Lil from 'The Blackness') have an incurable case of mild anxiety and therefore am entitled to say, do, please, and or suggest anything I want anywhere where any one could or may but likely won't but still could view if they tried hard to, and apparently they might still anyway though I find it very unlikely but also truly plausible they might. And I really wish no one had to be harmed anywhere ever.


Yeah. A man named 'Jeff' owns a home at '534 Queen Ave N' somewhere in Minnesota but more specifically in the city of Minneapolis which he bought in cash in full over a year ago according to him. Aside from having pressed his ***** against my arm through his pants once by accident while he was 'treating' me in his 'chiropractor' clininc, he then did so another 40 times after that during an additional 40 visits. Visits I specifically told him I didn't want or need, but he 'insisted' I should get worked on anyway because he could bill MY insurance more if he could make me get 'worked on' anyway against my stated desire to not receive chiropractic care from him that day. Of course I 'would' have said something after the second time it happened and I knew it wasn't an accident but, 'you know' -- what if he killed me then?

His name is Jeff and that's all he ever did to me


But no public records exist that he owns that house at all 🤷‍♂️. Wow. I guess I needed to place a randomly inserted 'shrug' emoji in this comment after all.


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Give all of them a leg bag

Correct me if I'm wrong but... This HAS to be the best internet post of all time.

Awwww...burn in hell guys. Just truly burn in hell. 💕

I just can't wait for D 'the real killer' C to die miserably in federal prison in 92 years. 🙈 🤩 🙈

Truly, I just wish I could be alive to see that day.

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