Places on Google aren't special

Gancho coward's mongrels don't belong in the secret areas polishing off Otletes. They belong at places Jay Goldmark is googly eyed at polishing off the indigent likes of a pomodoro because they're so disgusting. I belong in the secret areas because I mudsling everything American from Camel cigarettes to The French Laundry. I never liked anything about America besides Caymus wine