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Relax - Lambda is Back & Stronger than Before

by: Friend of Ben

For all the jacka-ses who came on GR and claimed Lambda was done, time to wipe the goo from you face. Lambda beat SC at it's own game and showed the SC administration that no one is above Lambda. Lambda will be back stronger than ever in the Fall and our lawyers have secured a cardinal and gold dog collar for Folt and her over-reaching henchman. Never again will Lambda be subject to any ridiculous unfounded claims like happened in the Fall.

The rest of SC's frats remain on their own coughing up Lambda's dust and spit as Lambda passes you again and again on every level.

Girls, spend the summer working on your skills, you are going to need them come August.

Posted By: Friend of Ben
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#1  by: Almost Lambda   
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Thank god I didn’t come to y’all’s off campus event when I rushed

By: Almost Lambda
by: JimboJun 9, 2021 7:26:26 PM

your a complete jerk

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by: Grammar MomJun 15, 2021 8:22:11 AM

"you're" not "your"

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by: KKGirlJul 13, 2021 4:02:41 PM

We love Lambda and no other house

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by: Hot Sorority GirlAug 12, 2021 6:01:13 PM

If it wasn't for Lambda, I wouldn't continue at SC

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by: Top House GirlsAug 19, 2021 8:25:09 PM

We love Lambda!

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by: Hot GirlAug 25, 2021 9:50:07 AM

Lambdatastic!

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#2  by: Almost Lambda   
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Daddy’s money (and daddy’s lawyers) strike again

By: Almost Lambda
by: Who cares, when - 😯Aug 25, 2021 1:03:39 PM

The Pretty White Girl (PWG) is going extinct.
They are America's rarest human species.
America's smallest minority group.

PWGs are @ 1 in 10 in last Spring's sorority PCs.
It was 1 in 3 ten years ago.

Take many pictures of them, so we can remember what they looked like...

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#3  by: @ Almost Lambda   
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Clearly you were shown the Lambda backdoor immediately during rush. No way you were "almost" anything. Go back into your mom's basement where you belong TROLL!

By: @ Almost Lambda
#4  by: Ben butcher   
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WE ARE BACK BABY!!!! YASIN FRESHLY CHEATED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND AND IS SINGLE.... LETS GET IT

By: Ben butcher
#5  by: @yasin   
#5    

Do you prefer gigging for Lyft or Uber more?

By: @yasin
#6  by: Truth   
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Lambda had the #1 ā€œunofficial PCā€ last year, now that they are official when combined their fall PC will be huge with 100+ pledges..

By: Truth
by: Great ChoiceJun 7, 2021 10:47:11 AM

Thought only Kappa Sig took a 100 mouth-breathers per rush.
Doesn't sound like Lambda will get any quality with a 100 new insta-bros. Not sure you can find that many guys that are bi-curious either. If 500 or 600 guys rush, that's 1 in 5 or 6 going Lambda. Real top guys don't want to be 1 of 100 geeks. Sounds like Jimbo's fantasy talk here...

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#7  by: Truth   
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Most lambdas are skinny white dweebs who need a haircut

By: Truth
by: WrongJun 7, 2021 9:23:11 PM

They lift. Most jacked guys on the row

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by: FactsJun 8, 2021 5:46:53 AM

Most of them are not even that attractive.
Average AT BEST
They might have the cash, but they definitely don’t have the looks. There’s wayyyyy better guys than them. Go on their insta and tell me I’m wrong lmaooo

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#8  by: Truth   
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Lambda remains the row's undisputed big d-ck frat

By: Truth
by: Great ChoiceJun 17, 2021 6:47:57 PM

says who? Guys who only see other guys d-cks?

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by: dirty JimboJul 4, 2021 11:55:44 AM

yeah, hehehe ;)

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#9  by: 2151512   
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lambda got the best bussy around

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#10  by: tick-e-tock   
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since people keep asking about this, it needs to be bumped

By: tick-e-tock

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