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Purdue Burner Rankings 2025

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1. Jarvis "Skid Mark" Finkleton
2. Shoeless "Blow" Jackson
3. Frank "Fingerblaster" Fitch
4. Chad Finglebutt
5. Grant "Shredder" Westerman
6. Phil "Jett" Lakey
7. Carl "QB1" Williams
8. Jon "Oil Rig" Party
9. Gus "Bus" Matthews
10. Scott Halpern
11. Stevie "Gummy Worm" Malone
12. Falmer family
13. MakingAMessier
14. Marcus "Margs" McGwire
T15. Shane "Active" Gerald
T15. Travis "Tank" Powers
16. Tommy Morton
17. Peter "Justin" Griffin
18. Jack Mehoff Sr.
19. Rick from Benton County
20. Jay "Da Wealest" Won
21. Jerry Hairson Jr
22. Brett "Showtime" Beaver
23. Sherman "Big Shot" Reed
All else irrelevant. Questions comments concerns?

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#1by: cmon   
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holy chad finglebutt self rank, t10 at best

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#2by: Alpha Phi   
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the top 3 burners on the final ranking get to come to our big little reveal

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#3by: Rick from Benton county   
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Shoeless is a volume merchant let’s knock him down a few

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by: dawg   

"volume merchant" have you seen carl?? straight stinkers from the kid daily

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by: Alpha Phi   

top 4 but hes gonna have to stop forcing the rock if he wants to be top 2

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#4by: Least obvious self rank   
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Shredder not even T25 this list is absurdly bad

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#5by: The BEEEEEEEV   
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If Elon didnt keep banning Jerry Hairston he’d be top 10 fs

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#6by: MakingAMessier   
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Mess has been too political lately. Get a job buddy

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#7by: zezmeister   
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Yo its me Jacob Zezovski (SAE president btw) and i dont see my burner on here so please re-evaluate the list because its wrong

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#8by: Bus   
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Thanks guys

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#9by: wtf   
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No respect for the og's. Jerry should be t10 at least

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#10by: Long shlong   
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This is seriously the most jobless thing I’ve ever seen

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