IMPORTANT‼️Nerds of Greek life

Purdue geeks, it’s Monday in West Lafayette and instead of the nerd herd camping out in the library like it’s a damn refugee shelter, we should be out hitting the bars where the real life lessons happen. Finals? Please. You think that Econ 251 final is gonna teach you how to talk to a 10 at where else or survive three rounds of Vegas bombs at Neon Cactus? Doubt it. While you losers are memorizing formulas, I’m making memories. So put down the flashcards, grab a drink, and maybe just maybe you’ll actually enjoy college for once.