Frats as religions

Big 4 = Christianity, largest cult following and for good reason

Alpha Delts + PiKapps + Zetes = Atheism, cool people

Chi Psi + Phi Delts = Mormons, nice people that don't really bother anyone + they don't look like they can chug beer

Phi Psi + Sig Ep = Judaism, a mix of cool guys plus some WEIRDOS that look like they beg for pus (especially Si G Ep)

Pike + Delts + Asigs = Buddhism, the guys are not the best looking, but they look like they can hang out and are all chill

Everyone = Straight up Scientology, not sure how they get people to join but once they sucker people in, everyone wants out