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sorority roasts fall 2017

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Theta: The definition of "Looks can only get you so far"
Pi Phi: Needs attention and will do anything (blumpkins) to get it
Gphi: brings vapes (plural) to parties

A Phi: "we're a top house" -aphi
KD: fails to fill out a PC, frantically COBs (snap bids?) anything with a pulse
KKG: If this house was a spice, it would be flour
DDD: not famous for not putting out
DG: swamp people who live in a mud pit

ADPi: the only reason to talk to one is their toast bar
AXO: Stop trying to make "Alpha Chi" happen, its not going to happen
AGD: Their name is un-ironically "A Geed"
XO: Like KKG but less spicy
ZTA and AXiD: both literally and metaphorically not on the map

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This is amazing

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this is the only post that matters

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Why did I look up what a blumpkin is noooooooo

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I've been hearing alot of guys saying they go to ADPi for their toast bar. Whats in their toast bar that's better than everyone else's?

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avocado toast

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Bump

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Probably my favorite post on greekrank

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DELTA ZETA, ALPHA OMICRON PI, PHI MU, SIGMA KAPPA, AND ALPHA EPSILON PHI: Women we admire for their strong, supportive sisters who inspire trolls on greekrank to omit poorly-chosen words against them.

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also, you cant really roast a house that actually sucks because then thats just like mean. and greekrank has no place for meanies.

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Alpha Omicron Pi: fck faces

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