sorority roasts fall 2017

by: BlumpkinOct 18, 2017 10:23:15 PM

Theta: The definition of "Looks can only get you so far"
Pi Phi: Needs attention and will do anything (blumpkins) to get it
Gphi: brings vapes (plural) to parties

A Phi: "we're a top house" -aphi
KD: fails to fill out a PC, frantically COBs (snap bids?) anything with a pulse
KKG: If this house was a spice, it would be flour
DDD: not famous for not putting out
DG: swamp people who live in a mud pit

ADPi: the only reason to talk to one is their toast bar
AXO: Stop trying to make "Alpha Chi" happen, its not going to happen
AGD: Their name is un-ironically "A Geed"
XO: Like KKG but less spicy
ZTA and AXiD: both literally and metaphorically not on the map

Posted By: BlumpkinOct 18, 2017 10:23:15 PM

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#1 by: Hahaha Oct 19, 2017 2:14:28 PM

This is amazing

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#2 by: wow Oct 19, 2017 3:04:21 PM

this is the only post that matters

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#3 by: Why Oct 20, 2017 2:49:49 AM

Why did I look up what a blumpkin is noooooooo

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#4 by: Toast lover Oct 21, 2017 8:39:12 PM

I've been hearing alot of guys saying they go to ADPi for their toast bar. Whats in their toast bar that's better than everyone else's?

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by: yummyumOct 21, 2017 9:13:56 PM

avocado toast

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#5 by: True May 17, 2018 5:49:19 PM

Bump

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#6 by: Lol Jun 20, 2018 2:18:35 PM

Probably my favorite post on greekrank

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#7 by: The V Report Jun 22, 2018 4:22:48 PM

DELTA ZETA, ALPHA OMICRON PI, PHI MU, SIGMA KAPPA, AND ALPHA EPSILON PHI: Women we admire for their strong, supportive sisters who inspire trolls on greekrank to omit poorly-chosen words against them.

By: The V ReportJun 22, 2018 4:22:48 PM