pledge forgotten under the elmo floorboards

Yo! I've been under the floor boards since a pledge meeting in april and I think the brothers and my PC forgot about me. I've been surviving on roaches and fungus on the wall that makes me feel funny. Nobody has been in here for weeks except what sounded like some Club 128 guys conducting what sounds like secret chapter meetings. I tried screaming to get their attention but instead they poured egg whites on the floor which dripped on me through the cracks. If somebody could please come save me I promise I will try to get you a mixer with us next semester.


Please hurry.