heres what you need to know

Heres how you need to present yourself to get a bid for all you first years

DKE: tell them you play lax, are from the north east, went to a random private school in the North east
ELMO: tell them you're from South America, England, like cigarettes and blow
Hall: tell them how much your dad makes and if youre from England. Bonus: be under 5'7

Zete: if no one knows who u r go to zeta because no one knows who they are either
Phi Psi: don't tell them you're rushing any "lower" frats or youll be dropped, bonus: be from the DMV/a hype beast and listen to the lates migos
Kappa Sig: tell them how your uncle was Robert E Lee
Chi Phi: tell them you know 8 girls in DG and are rushing Elmo too

SAE: Tell them your uncle was Stonewall Jackson and pretend to be country but live in a suburb of Richmond
Sig Chi: tell them how your jaw line is perfect, you play a lot of sports but you're still not really good at any of them
Fiji: idk be like kinda soft but not too soft you might get dropped, if you're a first year then you've probably been to every single one of their darties
Sammy: Be from New York and a degenerate
Beta: be soft
KA: tell them your uncle wanted to keep schools segregated in 1990
PIKA: I have no idea
Phi Delt: be soft and smart

Everyone else just show up and you'll get a bid