definitive post rush rankings

I'm not quite sure where all this discussion about Chi Psi being top tier is coming from, but thought it was time to set the record straight on the actual rankings. Only problem is I can't figure out how to order Hall and Serp in the top, so I need help answering this hypothetical question to decide:

Would you rather fight one Serp-sized Hall-ee or 100 Hall-sized Serps?

The way I see it, Serp is filled with massive Turkish dudes while the Hall is filled with short guys from Richmond. I think that even if you scaled up the Hall guys to Serp size they still wouldn't be that scary since they're kinda soft, but tbh I'm not sure a Hall-sized Serp would be that intimidating either... Honestly any help would be greatly appreciated, I really can't decide who I'd take