real frat rankings

1. Sigma Chi - They run things, enough said, philly gang with cash
2. Sig Ep - Not too far off, DGs Deephs mix with them, roids but nice dudes
3. SAE - Some tough guys, play by the rules, but still top tier, business leaders
4. Beta - Intramural football ball guys running it, mixing with DG next semester, rising
5. Pi Kapp - Solid but inconsistent this semester, tryhards
6. Sammy - Bunch of clowns who can talk to girls
7. ZBT - Best mansion party ever and role up at clubs, but that about it
8 Phi Delt - Full of themselves but still turn up hard that ladies come
9. AEPI - Seem to have a good brotherhood
10. Kappa Sig - Dudes are jacked but not too popular, rising some
11. Alpha Sig - Most classy frat but not so much a frat, pledge class better though
12. Lambda Chi - Barely a frat, bottom not even a question

Kept descriptions brief but accurate list