sig ep

"Yo bros let squad up with SAE and have a paint party in Wynwood, screw Life in Color"

- all the hot girls show up

"Man this is lit"

- 1 hour later. "yo, what happened to those 5 DG's I was staring at"

- 2 weeks later (something like that)

- "Bra SDT's are chill let have a closed pool party with them"

- The party is average at best

- "We the best, our 11-12 current pledges are the bomb"

Somebody better come to the rescue cause Sig Epi is falling like rain Hey Beta learn how to talk to girls better and the 3 spot is yours sooner or later