you have no power here

So corporate just told me that you can pay to take posts down on this site? Thats really unfortunate. Do you know how much money we have been pouring into our Greek Rank Grand Slam Ad Campaign (GRGSAD)? It's been draining all of our important assets. GRGSAD will be the death of Dennys.

Actually I take that back. We just pay Sigma Pi's in Grand Slams to write these things. It is honestly horrifying how many Grand Slams those guys eat.