in-depth ranks. 100% unbiased

Greetings. I will now provide unbiased perspective and commentary on each house, in hope that I may help GDI's, incoming freshmen, and clueless bottom housers understand the current state of each house at UCI, and the social circles therein. I will be doing so without simply ordering houses from top->bottom, as I want to show the traits of each house, both negative and positive. A complete picture of each house.
Please note that the order in which I mention each house is vaguely remniscent of their ranks but may not be 100% accurate, especially since its summer and ranks are soon subject to change.

Check comments for each house. I will be posting throughout the next few days.