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roast of sororitys

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Someone did a roast of frats, and here is a roast of sororitys:

ZTA: beautiful girls, knife wounds in their back from backstabbing
ADPI: WWJD?
DDD: Spend daddy's money
KD: dresses and cowboy boots on game days
DG: pretty girls, a little TOO fun
AOPI: cool, fun girls
KAT: cool fun girls who did not get into DG or AOPI
PIPHI: wake up hungover, drink, repeat
DEEPH: you can't sit with us
DZ: WWJD if we don't get a bid from ADPI? Go to DZ!
XO: future Martha Stewarts
AXO: average in every way
AEPHI:if Mayim Bayilek from Big Bang was in a house, this would be it
Phi MU:say hello and get a bid
SK:can't get rid of them during rush
GPHI:new sorority, too new to roast

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#1  by: oh   
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these aren't really roasts but I think they're accurate in a funny way. although I'm in gphi and I'd rather see a nice roast instead of "too new" because that's every single post on this lol

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#2  by: Guest   
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Lol it sounds like you're an AOPI... AEPHI's is on point omg HAHAHA

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by: GuestJun 20, 2016 4:17:10 AM

aopi for sure

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#3  by: .   
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i think you got SK & phi mu mixed up lol
SK gives bids to everyone, phi mu peed on SK's new house

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by: lolJun 20, 2016 2:39:15 PM

Oops, you are right, I DID confuse them!

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#4  by: lol   
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this is so mean but it is okay because it is mean about everyone and not calling a single sorority out so it makes me laugh

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#5  by: Yup   
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It was all done in fun! I ripped my own house apart pretty bad, lol!

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by: GuestJun 20, 2016 5:05:46 PM

you're either a ZTA or a DG

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#6  by: G   
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you're using my personal rankings list (Rankings... in MY opinion) for your roasts... i like it 👍🏻

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by: to GJun 20, 2016 10:15:35 PM

huh? post the link, idk what you are talking about, lol

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