where is everyone???

ayo ya boi just got back to campus cuz my fam took an extended spring break trip cuz we rich. unreal. my profs were cool with it and all. but i just got back to dennis (dennis stand up!) and dont know where my boys at. im in a frat (machiii) so usually i know whats going down and where my dogs at. i texted in my frat (machiii) group kik but all i got from my bros was pics of their huge peenissez. haha my dogs always got me weak but in all seriousness where everyone at?? if u here hml im a frosh machi