honest frat ranks & descriptions

for all the incoming freshmen and whoever else cares, here is an 100% honest ranking of Emory frats from a girl in a top sorority. idgaf how you all see yourselves but this is how I see it. no opinions will change my mind so don't even bother because i know i'm right.

1) SAE. this may be a hot take but SAE is the top frat on campus. the guys are hot, athletic, and fun to be around. they got a great pc and the girls love it here. mixers are always fun and i love these boys. absolutely nothing bad to say.

2) Sig chi. sig chi used to be a hard competitor w SAE but i am sorry you have fallen off. new PC has some gems but also some creepy ass guys. mixers haven’t been THAT fun recently (please for the love of god get a DJ or something, your music sucks) and you always feel like you just might get harassed. hot guys and still obviously on top, but SAE is still better. sorry not sorry.

3) ATO. been on sopro for the longest so there’s honestly not much to say. all the guys are sweet and you can actually have a conversation with them, but thats about it. their new pc was good though so they stay as #3.

4) Sammy. not apes? no. not apes. you guys are off campus and basically irrelevant since most sororities can’t even mix with you. so sammy takes #4. nice guys, like ato but just slightly worse, but they had some good events so you get to be number 4.

5) Apes. i don’t even know. this is very subject to change depending on what goes down with ZBT next year but this year apes was just irrelevant and that’s all i have to say.

it’s not really worth my time to rank any more frats so this is where i conclude. bye.