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by: PNMS

Hi Guys. I'm not a member of a sorority. I AM a sorority. That's right! I'm the disembodied, abstract, vaporized pure essence of a Panhellenic sorority. One that has a chapter right here at Columbia! Of course I can't tell you which one, did Grandmother Willow ever claim an allegiance? Of course not! It's a conflict of interest.

Here's my advice: just be yourself, everyone else is already taken! Haha that's a quote from Shakespeare. Any problems NOT solved by being yourself can be solved with a check made out to the president of the sorority of your choice! VISA, Mastercard, and cash are also acceptable. Please note: donations do NOT guarantee a bid, they just grease the wheels if you know what I mean ;)

Kisses!

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#1  by: youknowwhattheysay..   
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about sorority and fraternity members buying their friends? I guess they never realized it extended to this level. But we all know the truth, right? Now's your chance to get an edge :)

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#2  by: cc 15   
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Here's my advice: just be yourself, everyone else is already taken! Haha that's a quote from Shakespeare.

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#3  by: wait...   
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whaaat?

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#4  by: Hot damn delta grandma   
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Wow so true!!1!

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#5  by: cc16   
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this is so important and very true

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