top house frat facts

1. Sig Chi - Best pool parties at ASU and undoubtedly the most entertaining guys on campus! The only bad thing is the seniors run the show and they have very little brothers, but this is the number 1 top house at ASU!
2. PIKE- Athletes, very good looking, IQ of less than 60 but the brotherhood is strong, but even though they have 200+ guys they can’t seem to throw a good party after fall semester. Easiest frat to get a bid from.
3. Delta Sig- Buff Venice beach body builders/models, very good relations with sorority and they forsure f%ck. (Boyfriends with DKE)
4. Sig Ep- Rich Kids from Socal who smoke a lot of pot, theses are the blonde kids you see going going 500 mph on campus with the skateboards, great relations with sororities
5. DKE- The seniors are the only relevant ones in this fraternity. Very likable dudes who know how to throw parties and have a good time, got into some trouble and picked the most dreadful PCs this past year but there always time to improve. DKE is a freshmen’s favorite frat before they realize mostl of them are rejects and losers. This semester they kicked out half of the seniors because they didn’t pay dues, most likely a bottom house after this year.