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future profession of frats-

by: Aphiiiii 💋

1. DKE- Will take over their dad’s business, probably will be CEO of companies, etc.

2. Kappa Sigma- Wall Street, high profile bankers, business tycoons

3. Lambda Chi- Entrepreneurs, Doctors, Lawyers, Highest paying profession

4. Sig Ep- Lawyers mostly

5. Sigma chi- High profile body trainers or models in NYC, but only if they apply themselves

6. Delta Sig- Macy’s Salesmen, clerks, secretaries working under the successful frat guys such as Lambda chi, Kappa Sig, etc.

7. PIKE- regular engineers most likely, not so rich and some will take over family business

8. Pi Kapp- same as Lambda Chi. Imagine them as Bill Gates while Lambda chi will be Mark Zuckerberg

9. Sig Tau- strippers, sleeping around with old depressed sugar mommies for money

Posted By: Aphiiiii 💋
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#1  by: Lmao   
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With a degree from asu, all of those frats you mentioned above will probably end up being low level corporate slaves making $40k a year, while guys from real universities end up with the real, top positions making $500k+ a year

By: Lmao
by: AphiMar 22, 2018 12:28:56 AM

So true. Maybe your top student from the business school will do banking or something, but the rest of you will be lucky to reel in 50k in Phoenix

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