unbiased end of year ranks

aphi (baddies)
tri delt (baddies but a little more loud and annoying)
sk (good head)
theta (baddies who actually commit to the whole philanthropy thing)
asa (good mixers but everybody hates each other)
phi mu (kind of a mixed bag)
ast (they have a good time i can’t hate)
tri sig (gone downhill since they got in trouble)
phi sig (this sorority could just disappear from campus and i wouldn’t know)
adpi (have gotten very desperate for mixers)
gphi (probably mixes with club esports)

pike (very sketch but having a pike hoodie is a status symbol by itself it sucks but that’s what it is)
ka (closest thing to an sec frat, drunk driving?)
sig nu (hazing is ridiculous but good houses)
phi psi (❄️❄️❄️, sort of a different mold of frat guy, generally more respectful to women than the ones above them)
ato (these guys were thriving when everybody on campus got suspended and somehow get so many sorority mixers even tho nobody is technically allowed to mix with them)
dsig (italian, waterboards pledges)
theta chi/asig (basically the same frat, really big group of guys and decent parties)
pi kapp (good darties)
sig ep (good darties and they really do seem to look for guys they actually fw)
lambda (they always give bids to a few wack ass dudes but their parties are solid and their rep is pretty clean)
beta (beta dudes are actually really smart and nice but they do get clowned on by other frats for kinda obvious reasons)
kdr (pig roast is cool, weird military connections?, really don’t know a whole lot about these guys)
pbx (great basement, kinda country, off campus)
kappa sig (i think this frat is a psy op, they consistently get ranked pretty mid but have never laid eyes on a brother or heard of somebody going to one of their parties)
tke (this is the epitome of a crusty frat, share a lot of the same issues as top frats but don’t have the girls or clout to compensate)
aepi (they just kinda got their own thing goin on, shabbat shalom)
acacia/du (bruh)