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My DSIG Confession

by: Confession

From fall 2018 to around Summer 2020 I was dating a senior guy in DSig. My friend group during this time consisted mainly of guys in pike and they made it a point to consistently make fun of this guy and his frat. DSig when I first started dating my ex was kind of the weird group of short guys who were really obsessed with Naruto and Game of Thrones (before it was mainstream). So was pike but like to a lesser degree. Anyways, what I did as a form of retaliation in order to make my ex’s frat look cooler was I made it my personal goal to inflate DSig’s greekrank rankings and deflate Pike, KA, and Sig Nu through 1 star reviews with no meat to them right around the time where freshmen guys were thinking of rushing. It worked so well that DSIG got an amazing 2019 pledge class. Although now my own brother is in DSIG and I feel like I have created a monster. He has no social skills and can’t talk to girls to save his life. I visited as an alum and was so shocked to see that he and his friends were parading around the fact that DSIG was the best frat on campus but as his older sister I can recognize that they all have no game. I regret my actions and can firmly say that I wish deeply in my heart that we go back to the days where DSIG was just Squid Nu 2.0

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#1  by: Confession   
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I hope you guys recognize this as satire. Dsig just self ranks and is average

By: Confession
#2  by: um   
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why does this alleged satire kind of check out though if you look at old frat ranks lol

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#3  by: lol   
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Is someone pretending to be girard’s sister

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by: ???Sep 14, 2022 10:18:26 AM

Confused because they clearly said it was satire and then you went and made it real? I guess that’s just peak satire for you

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#4  by: Old   
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Thing that’s funny is I remember someone would spam about DSig and if you look they still probably have a ton of spam ranks from that time. People called them out on it for a while but it kinda went by the wayside after a while. So funny enough this could actually have some validity to it

By: Old
by: OldSep 14, 2022 12:18:39 PM

And yes I realize this is satire but the self ranking was wild during that time

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by: OkSep 14, 2022 3:11:39 PM

“Greek rank chair” was a thing

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#5  by: Hahahahahaha   
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Dsig chapter meeting is gonna be like “OK SO WHO HAS AN OLDER SISTER”

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#6  by: Ok   
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The only reason why I will accept that is satire is because someone cannot be a senior for three years but you hit the nail on the head that D Sig is only good now because of summer of 2018-2019 school year self ranks and likely whoever did it had major beef with pike/sig nu which checks out because pike and sig nu refused to mix with d sig during that time/were just overall terrible people. Good riddance

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#7  by: Jokes   
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Asig: “does this mean we are top tier now?”

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