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University:  Indiana University Bloomington - IU

Greek Organization:  Chi Phi

Author:  Tousespeare

Comment:  Fellas are so touse I had to write them a poem I ain’t Shakespeare they Calle me tousespeare At the Chi Phi house where legends dwell, Lives Dylan Rapp, frat king as well. With hat flipped back and shades on tight, He’s shotgunning beers well past midnight. his vibe’s on blast, He’s somehow always skipping class. In tanks and jorts, he struts with pride, Protein shake always at his side. He’s got the pong toss down to art, He calls it skill, he calls it “smart.” He once did curls with a parking cone— Now claims it’s how he “sets the tone.” He DJs ragers, runs the aux, Plays remixes that melt your socks. From Drake to dubstep, bass lines drop, He spins till campus begs him stop. At formals, he’ll show up in style— Pastel fit and sideways smile. He dances hard, he drinks with flair, He’ll flirt, then lose his shoes somewhere. But deep beneath that frat boy shell, Is loyalty that runs deep as hell. He’s loud, he’s dumb, he’s strangely wise, He’d fight for any of his Chi Phi guys. So here’s to Rapp, who lives full send, A brother, hype man, and a friend. A walking meme, a party map— The Chi Phi icon: Dylan Rapp.