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<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Lizard at Phi Mu<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Y'all! I was at phi mu today for sisterhood and y'all will NOT believe what happened to me!! The sister I was talking to lifted up her shirt and showed me the tiny lizard that lives in her bellybutton!!!! She calls him "Eggbert" and said "he keeps her company when she's sad" she even said sometimes she'll put him in her mouth so he can eat the pieces of bbq ribs that get stuck in her teeth! She asked me if I wanted to hold Eggbert and when I declined she spread my butt cheeks and pushed him between my glutes! That was hours ago and he never came out! Should I be worried?