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Poster Name:
Sig Chi

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Day in the Life of a Sig Chi<br /><br /> Poster Message:
6am-wake up in wet bed at the Sig Chi mansion 6:05am-start brewing coffee 6:15am-watch sunrise, sip coffee 6:30am-put on perfectly tailored suit ($10,000) 6:45am-decide which Rolex to wear 7am-drive to class in Bentley 7:15am-walk into class 15 minutes late, professor stops lecture to call me handsome 8:30am-pay professor for an A 10am-discuss the sociopolitical state of the greek community with fellow handsome Sig Chis 10:30am-tell IFC how we’ll better other chapters 11am-stand in on the Board of Directors meeting for daddy’s fortune five hundred company 12pm-return to the Sig Chi mansion 1pm-admire my greek god figure in the mirror 3pm-send pledges to a mid sorority’s philanthropy to call them mid 4pm-take four shots of Old Rip Van Winkle 25 year old Bourbon ($50k) 7pm-lose this weeks allowance on sports betting 8pm-enjoy a few drinks responsibly with the attractive sig chi gentlemen as though we are knights of the round table (all muscular, shirtless, and wearing ties) 9pm-receive an angry text from Daddy mad i lost $15k on sports betting hours prior 10pm-leave 12 different “wyd” texts on read from the most attractive female students UCF has to offer (they’re mid) 11pm-after a long day of hard work rest my head knowing I deserve the best sleep possible 3am-piss my bed 4am-Mommy sends family butler, Sir Geoffrey Hemmington III, to replace my sheets