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Sig Chi- U Miami's premier Sylvester Stallone Look-Alike Club. Not only do we all look like him, but we all talk like him too. "OUHHOEHEHEOU!!!!" And, funny enough, just like Stallone, our allegations magically disappear when we whip out our wallets in the courtroom. Our gatherings are all Jersey Shore scenes but without the cameras. That explains why every girl at our parties looks like a washed-up Snooki straight outta Bergen County, New Jaawwsey. Lowest GPA on campus. Doesn't matter though, we're gone for now. Does that make our allegations disappear too??