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Poster Name:
Columbia_Official

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON GREEK LIFE<br /><br /> Poster Message:
I'm at the grocery store. I look at the onions. Do I have onions? I'm pretty sure I don't. I grab a sack of onions. I go home. I have a sack of onions already. Darn. I use three of fifteen onions. I'm at the grocery store again. Do I have onions? I don't think I do. I grab a sack of onions. I go home. I have twelve onions. I add another sack to the onions. I now have twenty onions. Time goes on. My house is full of onions. You open closets. What do you find? Onions. You look for toilet paper under the bathroom counter. You open the cabinet and what do you find? Onions. You are looking for matching socks and start digging through the drawer. Why is it filled with onions? But do I need more onions? Probably.