Unlike many of my college peers, I spent my spring break at home with my family. Here is a list of the progression of thoughts that went through my head while my friends were partying it up in PCB and I was home.
- Okay, it’s only been a few days. I can do this.
Via - I wonder what the girls are doing in PCB?
- Nevermind. I have never felt a FOMO like this before.
- They’re tan as hell and I am sitting here, an ungodly shade of pale.
- Like, I could literally blind people.
- At least I have Netflix #bless
- Do I love or hate the fact that I have watched 6 movies in 2 days?
Via - “drankinnnnn@ the beach!” …. K.
- At least I’m with the fam, right? That’s nice.
- I am definitely loving these home-cooked meals.
- Remember when I planned to get a spring break body? LOL.
- At least I could try for a summer bod.
- I should start after SB though. That way my friends and I can start together. And it’ll be fair.
- I should stop being a hermit and hang out with people.
- Does anyone actually have the same spring break as me?
- Like, anyone from my high school, at all.
- No, don’t stoop to that level. You don’t need them. You’re better than that.
- Might as well see if anyone I hate got fat though. *facebook stalks for hours*
- Oooooh that one guy from my freshman year English class doesn’t look bad. I wonder if he’s single…?
- Wait, what if we hook up over break and then he wants it to be a long-distance thing? Would I have to take him to formal?
- OH GOD FORMAL SEASON IS COMING.
Via - NEED TO BUY A COOLER ASAP.
- ….who would it even be for? No one has asked me.
- I’m gonna be single forever FML.
- At least I don’t have to spend time and money that I could be spending on wine.
- Was I even assigned homework over break?
- Ugh, ignoring any and all responsibilities right now.
- I miss everyone so much.
- I am going to smother all of my friends when I see them. Like, suffocate. Kill them with my love.
- I can’t wait to get back to campus.
Via
