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POLL: Is it Okay to fart loudly during RUSH?

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#121  by: Fd   
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Light them up!

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#122  by: Tee   
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It was the night before Christmas and all through the sorority house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse…

Then a blast sounded loudly from my backside it came…

And the smell never left and now I am insane!

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by: BJun 17, 2024 5:44:16 PM

Brilliant!

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#123  by: Blue   
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I held them in during rush, until I turned blue. Then I let them go like balloons in the sky, and everyone ran out of the room. So I held them in again, until the end of the day, when they burst fourth and chased everyone away.

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#124  by: Dhsbsbsb   
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Not even kidding, if a kid farted during rush I would give them a bid instantly

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#125  by: Way   
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I used to doubt this was real but then I had a dream.

The dream taught me how to light farts on fire!

Now I have light and heat whenever I want…

Rush will be great.

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#126  by: Great    
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Rush is the best time to fart and hide in a crowd.

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#127  by: D   
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So I am a bit overweight, and I am in a sorority, and so I do like to fart and make them last a long time, and so what? Why can’t I enjoy it like everybody else? During rush, I fill the room with farts and then I smell my farts, so what? What’s wrong with that?

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#128  by: Y   
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All this talk about gas is making me woozy, but I like being woozy, boozy and woozy and woozy and Cousy, come fart with me!

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#129  by: Do hhhggffgggg   
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It was the last hour of rush, and I was exhausted, too tired to get up and use the bathroom. And I had to fart, so I did, and then everyone started laughing, and they started farting, and eventually we all went outside, and it was the best rush, we ever had. Fond memories.

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#130  by: Pushy tushy mushy cushy   
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Last year during rush, I had gone to Taco Bell, and ate four burritos before my sorority started the day.

The results were predictable, I spent half the day in the bathroom, the other half of the day I stunk up the room where we all were gathered. Fortunately, nobody could tell it was me, so I really had a good time.

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